hetalia on america's relationship with food

As soon as I watched this bit a couple nights ago, I knew I'd have to transcribe it. This is from the English dub of Hetalia: Axis Powers, currently available for streaming on Netflix. I was unable to find any high quality clips of this scene on Youtube. Too bad!

UPDATE: I found one!

Hetalia Episode 17:

America's Cleaning of the Storage, Part I

BRITAIN: Hey, fatass. You've been gorging yourself so much lately, I'm worried that you're going to kill yourself.

AMERICA: *chomping on a cheeseburger* Dude, don't be silly! I'm way too into myself to ever do something stupid like that.

BRITAIN: *sighs* No, that's not really what I'm saying. You know--with heart disease or by choking.

AMERICA: What?! I'm fine. Don't worry, 'kay?

Text: THAT NIGHT...

AMERICA: *stepping onto the scale with trepidation* I work out like a frickin' champion... so I shouldn't gain that much, right?

Text: But he's dressed lightly.

AMERICA: *sees the number on the scale* OWOUUUU!!! *in a panic* Sure, I ate a lot of genetically-modified hormone-rich beef, but I totally drank diet soda to balance it out!

Text: French Method of Weight Loss

AMERICA: *fretting, pacing around* I guess I should get an Ab Roller or a Gazelle machine or pick up a nice drug habit or get a doctor to prescribe me one. Maybe France can help me out. Hey, France!

FRANCE: Hmm?

AMERICA: How do you stay so sexy thin while eating whatever you want like a PIG?!

FRANCE: *smiling sweetly while standing in a field with birds and flowers* Well, that's because I don't sit around on my butt like you.

Text: After that, France told America something bad from an educational point of view, so we're cutting that scene out.

CHIBI FRANCE: (says something unintelligible; maybe "That's not going to work out"?)

Text: Chinese Method of Weight Loss

AMERICA: China! Is it your crushing poverty that keeps you nice and thin?

CHINA: *grinning* That's right! Hard to get fat in a famine! *winks* You can also try our traditional tea. Makes your colon slippery!

AMERICA: *takes a sip, screws up face* Mmmm... this stuff tastes like ink.

Text: Japanese Method of Weight Loss?

AMERICA: Wait! I should ask my good friend Japan! He kind of looks like a girl from behind. Yo! Tell me your ancient Japanese secret diet!

JAPAN: *softly* Well... I eat like human being instead of use food to cover feeling of emptiness...

CHIBI AMERICA: *shocked* Hey! That was cruel!

AMERICA: *chowing down on a bowl of rice* Ahhh. Using these cute little sticks makes it harder to pig out. Hahaha.

Text: After that, America diligently worked out using a strange machine he created and followed the Japanese method of weight loss.

JAPAN: *thinking to himself, watching America pig out on Japanese food* Maybe if I feed him some bad sushi, he'll go away...