they asked us to leave feedback

...SO WE DID.

Also saw these:

seems legit

Ka-ching.

So later in the night he comes creeping up to me in the dark, wearing a pink extension.

"Hey," he says in a sultry falsetto, breathing on my neck.

"What?" I answer.

"Hey..."

"WHAT IS IT?"

".... cacao."

his new ringtone on my new phone

... assigning these things to people is way more fun than i'd imagined